Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Puns

I'm a sucker for puns.  A man who has a repertoire of them has me ..  So here's my favourite from today...

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

4 comments:

The Elephant's Child said...

Love it. I also really like
Real pain for my cham friends
Champagne for my real friends.

Cat Drawings said...

Ha. Poor non-friends.

Pearl said...

I've gotten my love of the pun from my father, a punny man in his own right. Will have to share this one with him.

:-)

Greetings from Minneapolis,

Pearl

Cat Drawings said...

Thanks, Pearl, Great to hear from you